Found on AskReddit. 1. P.Diddy. I briefly worked as a cleaner/server/skivvy in P. Diddy/Sean Comb’s house in East Hampton when I was a teenager. He was a huge douche, sadly.
Tyra Banks: We stopped watching ‘Top Model’ like five years ago, so stop texting me GIFs of this crazy heffa, please.
Do the Naomi Campbell walk, Naomi Campbell walk. Walk across the room like Naomi Campbell, walk.
Lady Gaga’s first words were “I can’t wait to have a gay son so we can go shopping together!”
The entire House of Dior abstains from voting due to the fact that they are currently attending a secret loft party.
Eventually, America’s Next Top Model could have as many seasons as the Super Bowl. Currently, we are in the midst of America’s Next Top Model XVIII. Nothing has seemed less consequential than the outcome of XVIII…
On this seemingly endless string of first dates, I’ve picked up a few ideas about dating (only to forget them 48 hours later). So, without further ado, I offer you the Quarter-Lifer Who’s Never Really Done Much Dating but Now Finds Himself Thrown into the Romantic Deep-End’s Guide to Dating, for the Neurotic Self-Saboteur in All of Us.
Go home for the holidays and run into old friends from high school. When you tell them that you live in New York, watch their eyes widen. They’ll say, “Oh my god, New York? That’s so crazy. I’m so jealous!” Have a blasé attitude about it but deep down inside, know they have good reason to be jealous.