Good luck, kiddos.
People literally couldn’t handle the sweet, innocent purity of it all.
I guess it’s ~cool~ to talk about your feelings via Spotify now?
We’re all young, not ready to be tied down and the unicorn in this myth is that everyone will find someone else at closing time because we don’t have to go home but we can’t stay here. You get it, I get it, everyone on my Twitter feed gets it; we’re all sick of being alone.
If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen, Hardee’s.
I love nothing more than listening to a man talk about how he could get any woman he wanted, really, he swears, he just chooses to date women who are more average-looking. Good news, friends! Now we can read about it, too.
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
NBA star Alonzo Mourning was waiting outside for him, which makes it all the more beautiful.
Fun fact: Law students are the main reason that highlighter companies stay in business.