*lyrics to a My Chemical Romance or Dashboard Confessional song*
“Spending a good 4-5 hours of the morning, as a guest in someone’s house, contemplating whether anyone’s in the bathroom.”
When ur bestie invites u out with her but she brings her OTHER bestie w/ y’all, so ur like this the whole night.
Deactivating my Facebook was almost like getting rid of a drug addiction at first. I would instinctively type in Facebook on my phone, without even really wanting to use it.
She realizes that part of the value in having a guy over is so that he can chop finicky vegetables.
The squash struggle is raw and real.
“The idea that Trump would call out the integrity of those who answered the call of service and deployed to a war zone is repellant.”
We will talk about our feelings, Tweet our hearts out, and share stuff. But in real life, we’re all cowards, unafraid to take a stand on what we believe in.
Are you a teenage virgin who spends his days playing video games in his mother’s basement, whining on reddit forums about how feminism has made it impossible for you to get a date and affirmative action has made it impossible for you to get a job?
Still wondering why there’s “Gay Pride” parades and festivals??
Mr. Lt. Governor, you are not practicing Christianity. You are practicing a religion of hate that I do not recognize.