“Leave my name out ya mouth.”
Michael Phelps has 21 gold medals and I don’t even have $21.
What the heck is the alt-right?
“I heard your grades are bad….I’m sure this D won’t hurt.”
“A guy can love you and have bitches. It is very normal. You just have to know your place and stay there.”
Short but sweet comeback.
There is not enough water in the world to quench Twitter’s thirst for Ryan Reynolds.
“Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I’d do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots”
Ever since I was a child I remember getting this feeling in my tummy/gut that ate away at me and now I realize it’s always been anxiety.
“How will I creep on my ex? Or his girlfriend?!” – Instead of rehashing the past every time they appear on our feed, let go and move on with your life. They were trash anyway.