We both nearly peed our pants from laughter. “You’re sure you’re okay with this?” I asked her one more time before publishing that ishhh to the world wide web.
1. Ironing clothes while you are wearing them.
The anaconda wants what it wants.
1. Her life is “so” complicated.
She seems confused, often forgetting to wear pants.
What exactly is this twerking?
At some point, eating kale just became something we were all supposed to do and I’m sick of it. Now brussel sprouts are on the rise.
Anyone who is still using the terms “YOLO” or “TWERKING.”
1. Selfie We’ve all taken enough selfies this year that we’ll never, ever, be able to forgot how our face looked in 2013.
Not twerking or shaking your ass in the club, because you have intellectual prowess and therefore no need for such base demonstrations of sexual value. Come on, you’re not a stripper.