Because you would never get through your work day without their heinous, purposely unflattering, quadruple-chin Snapchats.
Your airport experience usually involves buying candy at one of the newsstands and eating it on the floor until your flight boards, or standing in line at McDonald’s and ordering a McFlurry as your “reward” for traveling.
Every time you write someone a nice card, be it for their birthday or wedding or whatever, you have to include the phrase “I’m not being sarcastic when I say this” at least once.
You feel less of a need to explain yourself. You never had to explain yourself to anyone in the first place, but it was not until you started feeling more comfortable and excited about your life path that you realized this.
We’ve been making all our decisions on our own. But not really.
Hint: Don’t ever, ever try it.
“Whatever you want, babe!”
Teen years: loser. Age 22: loser who knows the beauty of a small victory.
Some say love is all around. The Beatles promised us all you need is love.
9. That not every battle is worth winning and some are not even worth fighting for.