“Don’t talk out loud, you lower the IQ of the whole street.”
Through the wise words of Bill Nye, Amy Schumer explains the scientific data behind the fact that the universe’s main job is to guide white ladies into taking calcium vitamins.
Men. Ugh. Is there anything they won’t ruin with their penises? It seems like every day I’m reading about some new aspect of my life that I didn’t realize was destroyed by men.
Sure that depression-era cooter is held tight by a lifetime of conservative attitudes, but you’ll think twice when you can’t wash the smell of Werther’s Originals off your dick.
No one wants to talk about the show, but that’s literally all you want to do in life right now.
‘The Office’ co-stars Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak are rumored to have made a book deal with Random House for 7.5 million dollars.
Grab your best friends, order a pizza, and get ready to veg out for a night (or two) with Netflix.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and propose that the producers pick which contestant will be the most interesting, and deem them the winners long before the contestants even know what songs they’re going to perform.
Brady is a cringeworthy, aging, unsuccessful musician who hopes dating The Bachelorette will catapult him to YouTube fame.
ENTP – You are Fred and George Weasley