I think I have the solution.
This is the only time of year when the vast majority of us stop caring what we look like underneath our ugly sweaters.
3. The Conservative Uncle.
Imagine the interior decorator who scores that job? With all those rooms, it’s a mystery as to what the hell Mr. Erdogan is going to do with them.
First off, remember, “it’s not mission creep.”
In what is clearly a mistake, US forces provided Islamic State terrorists with a bunch of grenades and other arms.
A 42-year-old Turkish woman with Parkinson’s disease has quit taking the drug rasagiline because it induced multiple “unwelcome” spontaneous orgasms daily—as many as five per day.
“After the recent events in Iraq, it has been proved that the Kurdish people should seize the opportunity now – the Kurdistan people should now determine their future.”
I hope we never cross that line here in the US. No government should be given the power to ban words.
Oh, I’m just buying econ-o-size multi-packs of mysterious herbal energy supplements off of eBay and having one-sided text conversations composed entirely of consonants and punctuation.