1. Nose jewelry on guys.
What do you mean, the rest of the world doesn’t consider flip-flops to be acceptable footwear?
A friend of mine always tells the story of his encounter with Bill Murray. Whilst walking home from a near-by Dominoes pizza back to the house, Bill Murray comes up behind my friend, takes the pizza and runs away with it shouting “No one’s going to believe you!”
Opinionated, brash, and often very confrontational, Tupac’s throwback personality felt more like a modern revolutionary, which is easily comprehendible when I found out he was raised by parents who were members of the Black Panther Party.
14. Kept a small photo of Audrey Hepburn in my apartment.
One of the worst results of a celebrity passing away is the amount of idiotic parody accounts that show up on social media.
You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.
We all have crosses to bear, don’t we?
2.) How much can you deadlift?
Lil Wayne, a permanent tear tattoo marking its descent, “need[s] a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money,” and I wonder why he doesn’t just drop it in a CD or IRA account, whose interest rates alone could buy a new grill