If your child has ever used a computer without you around, they have seen a vagina. Sorry?
Adam liked to text me when he was bored and horny.
The site gives each movie frame the Google Street View treatment
Stay away from me, Tumblr foodies. You’re all life-ruiners.
KANYE WEST? KIM KARDASHIAN? Sometimes I just weha sa date rifufe roha, la! I mean it’s all so retede filobop sometimes. Ha ha ha ha! J/K!
Tumbl’ing is like redecorating your apartment several times a day or changing your wardrobe constantly.
“Well, the sound quality is pretty good, but I feel weird because it feels like I am putting dicks in my ears.”
Often we wonder what it’d be like if 1995 met 2012, and I think this is as close as we’re ever going to get.
7. Feeling extreme emotional attachment to Loki, only partly because Loki is played by someone as hot and dapper (and, lest we forget, British) as Tom Hiddleston.
Unfollow them on Twitter. Unfollowing loosely translates to “I hate your brain and the thoughts that come out of it. Seeing your tweets makes my insides die a little bit more each day. See you at the next party though!”