“NATURALLY CAUGHT OFF GUARD!”
…and some people didn’t contact me directly but just posted on tumblr or twitter “where can i get A Million Bears” without checking my blog or finding my contact info.
End up taking pulls of chocolate syrup directly out of the squeezie bottle that you found buried in the condiment shelf in your fridge. Note that the expiration date was 4 months ago. Keep squeezing.
It doesn’t help that most people who use the Internet aren’t that good at it
2. You repeat yourself. Like, A LOT.
If one group is better at detecting situation-specific relational cues than another, that group is going to do better in a medium defined by webs of relationships.
Once you have digested that definition after having vomited up whatever it is you last ate, you might wander on over to Tumblr and type “transtrender” in the search bar. Warning: don’t do this.
When your audience is this big, how can you really “know” it?
Most people I know like to see their perfect self in the mirror. They locate their potential for perfection in whatever part of them has survived unchanged since childhood.
Not even three full scrolls into my journey, I was visually assaulted by a 500×500 GIF of anal sex.