Don’t be a person with emotional needs or wants and complex feelings.
I don’t have a blog because I want to look back at it and feel a smug sense of superiority.
…We’re all suffering. Just ask the Internet.
JERRY: You’re going to shut down some poor girl’s Tumblr? GEORGE: IT’S ALL I GOT, JERRY! ALL I GOT.
Don’t talk out loud. If you do, make sure it is only to a cat or stuffed animals or something else that can not talk back.
I mean, I got ripped to shreds because people were upset that I went on Anderson and they felt that I didn’t do a good job explaining microaggressions and racism.
From neverending TV GIFs to self-righteous political ranting to soft- and hardcore porn, Tumblr has something for almost anyone — and it’s all easy to make fun of.
“You own everything that has happened to you. Tell your stories. If people wanted you to write warmly about them, they should have treated you better.”
Do you like my writing? YOU’RE IN LUCK! I have put together this eBook of my best humorous and moving pieces!
Here’s a selection of funny jokes from this British dude’s Tumblr.