3. Text message interpreter.
On breakup day 2 I wrote a tumblr post that is the emotional equivalent to a cup of my tears. 150 days later I reviewed and commented.
Snapchatting pictures of themselves getting blowjobs to their bros.
Don’t be a person with emotional needs or wants and complex feelings.
I don’t have a blog because I want to look back at it and feel a smug sense of superiority.
…We’re all suffering. Just ask the Internet.
JERRY: You’re going to shut down some poor girl’s Tumblr? GEORGE: IT’S ALL I GOT, JERRY! ALL I GOT.
Don’t talk out loud. If you do, make sure it is only to a cat or stuffed animals or something else that can not talk back.
I mean, I got ripped to shreds because people were upset that I went on Anderson and they felt that I didn’t do a good job explaining microaggressions and racism.
From neverending TV GIFs to self-righteous political ranting to soft- and hardcore porn, Tumblr has something for almost anyone — and it’s all easy to make fun of.