“Umm,” started a recent anonymous message I received on Tumblr, which is never a good beginning for anything. “It’s kind of obnoxious that you alternate between skinny outfit pictures and fat food pictures on Instagram. We get it, you can eat whatever you want.”
Kick off your day with these giant LOLs.
Everything suddenly revolves around this tiny, helpless little being, and all of the familiar road-markers of your old life have suddenly disappeared.
“that is 24 fortes who the f*ck does that.”
Here’s some comedic gold for you!
User: If you don’t follow me, I’m never eating at Denny’s again.
Denny’s: pressuring us into this relationship is probably not the best place to start out.
If you watch “OITNB” you have to see how the show’s legal team reacted to this girl trespassing.
The ghost of Richard Nixon.
Award-winning author John Green was recently the subject of a bizarre, and largely unsubstantiated insinuation made on his Tumblr.