9. Your shower thoughts are potential joke tweets.
They suffer housing discrimination and thus chronic homelessness because our society refuses to develop housing large enough to house a house.
Three months of anxiety, panic attacks, and just feeling like crap.
It’s called “Straight White Boys Texting”, and it’s exactly what you think it is.
5. You wish you could respond to people in person using gifs
Do you think it’s cute to speak like a high-school student while expounding all the social-justice rhetoric they brainwashed you with in college?
I’ve decided to cheer up myself and celebrate the modern Hollywood blockbuster by unveiling the plot to a new epic feature film that has yet to be written.
My high-school teachers have an odd habit of seeing rape in everything.
This Tumblr was far more intimate and personal than I expected you to be with the web and with myself.
Jesus was tortured and executed by the state. So to avoid that happening again, we should…vote for the pro-statist left? Huh?