“Losing it from laughter”
“I’m just getting really hot… do you mind?” He said moving on to unbuttoning his jeans.
“No… uh, go ahead man.” I was hoping he didn’t hear the nervousness in my tone.
“My girlfriend and I were driving along a country road north of Kokomo, Ind. The road was lined with thick, tall bushes. As I drove along, my engine went dead and the radio shut off. I leaned down to fiddle with the radio and keys. Suddenly I realized that my girlfriend’s face was contorted in fear, and she was silent.”
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5. Unhealthy Eating Habits
You touch me and everything is strawberry and piña coladas, my taste buds favor the sweet side of things. I make floral arrangements out of nerves every time you look at me.
Everything and every person is always just out of reach for me. Happiness is standing on the other side of the street from me, I can see it clearly. Then a bus passes and it disappears. It’s like a sick twisted game of tag, except I’m always the one chasing rather than running.