Do you think it’s cute to speak like a high-school student while expounding all the social-justice rhetoric they brainwashed you with in college?
I’ve decided to cheer up myself and celebrate the modern Hollywood blockbuster by unveiling the plot to a new epic feature film that has yet to be written.
My high-school teachers have an odd habit of seeing rape in everything.
This Tumblr was far more intimate and personal than I expected you to be with the web and with myself.
Jesus was tortured and executed by the state. So to avoid that happening again, we should…vote for the pro-statist left? Huh?
Your parents’ favorite TV show is Portlandia, but they’re too full of themselves to realize they’re just like Fred and Carrie.
Chicken Nuggers. French Fried. Sweer Potato.
Am I supposed to pray that God will make me another skin tone so that I can be seen as a person with feelings and thoughts and words that deserve to be heard?
On the walls hang large prints of images. Upon closer inspection, we realize that they are screen shots of Tumblr posts, notes and all. Are they photographs? What are we looking at?
6. Start a Tumblr to show off your new hobby to friends, or sell your creations on Etsy.