Really though, this is the perfect theme song for the troubled 10 year olds of Tumblr.
The truth is, its hard to know about someone’s health unless you are their doctor and have read their entire file.
These women would all be basement rape-slaves if it wasn’t for the feminist movement.
9. Your shower thoughts are potential joke tweets.
They suffer housing discrimination and thus chronic homelessness because our society refuses to develop housing large enough to house a house.
Three months of anxiety, panic attacks, and just feeling like crap.
It’s called “Straight White Boys Texting”, and it’s exactly what you think it is.
5. You wish you could respond to people in person using gifs
Do you think it’s cute to speak like a high-school student while expounding all the social-justice rhetoric they brainwashed you with in college?
I’ve decided to cheer up myself and celebrate the modern Hollywood blockbuster by unveiling the plot to a new epic feature film that has yet to be written.