My eyes landed on Richard’s. He glared at me like he knew my dirty little secret. I shifted back to the magazine, first to the left side, at the woman.
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i’m not leaving the house)
“Ehh… it would be better if she didn’t talk about how she pees on her husband.”
“If you took a shit on a dinner plate, id eat it!”
Is Kylo Ren an animagus?
Maybe love isn’t an intense shot of tequila as much as it is a long sip of well-matured wine.
Hot messes unite 5eva.
I almost swallowed my gum from laughing while putting this together.
It seems like more and more people are sucked into the black hole of stress, panic attacks and anxiety. Suddenly, we all have some kind of mental illness and we need the whole world to know it.
If you are tired of all the negativity about our generation, show this Tumblr post to the millennial-hater in your circle — they will be positively BLOWN away.