Read these before bed. I dare you.
Ugh, these are too funny.
Maybe you know somebody like this. I know I do.
IN ANOTHER LIFE we get a big airport scene. I’m fresh off a five-hour flight. You pick me up at the arrivals area. You wear that red, plaid scarf. It feels right, being in your passenger seat.
The internet is beautiful.
He was beautiful, he was everything you thought you’ll ever need. And now, he’s no longer by your side. Show him that you can do great and make rainbows and cloudless skies on your own.
This story makes me think of all the people who believed in me.
“Your attraction to me does not make your well-being my responsibility.”
Aries showers you with kindness even when Aries is struggling.
Okay, these are actually really funny.