3. Everyone Is Having Sex All The Time And Is Also Sexier Than You
20. Feeding into online trolls.
The “I’m busy” jiggle, in which you tell a needy bae that you’re busy as you soar from your front door to your bed.
‘Tis the season to be fashionably warm!
1. The I-don’t-have-a-boyfriend jean.
For me, it’s important to dress consciously, lest I misconstrue the fact that Julia Nobis looks stunning in full clown makeup to mean that I probably would as well.
All we really know now are our memories and our nostalgia.
Sitting down for family dinners.
“But — what?” you’re probably thinking, “Don’t roll up my sleeves? That goes against everything my mother has ever taught me.” To which I say: Yes. That is precisely my point.
5 really gratuitous crowns available online right now…for the boss b*tch in you.