Everybody and their damn cat need to stop claiming to be an introvert.
3. Your nights out will change.
I didn’t win the lottery. This is what I do.
Sometimes their story is so unbelievable you’d end up asking yourself, “Is this guy screwing with me? There is no way he ended up having an impromptu tennis match with Boris Becker in Costa Rica.”
You can set an alarm, mark it on a calendar, tattoo it on your skin and still the last time doesn’t need your permission. What you count on is that you have the power to end things, to label people ‘never again,’ to say farewell forever and mean it.