‘San Francisco’ by Stu Larsen: “I won’t know where I’m going till I get there / You know I wish you felt the same.”
I looked up and there was the hottest waiter I’d ever seen. “Thank you Jesus for this blessing!” I thought to myself.
This is the epic story of a Twitter user, his (probably) drug-dealing Uber driver, and @Uber_Support.
Presenting: New York City, starring New York City.
23. Must. Grab. All. Belongings. Out. Of. Security. Tray. Before. Everyone. Hates. Me.
Keep a jar in your apartment for all spare change and call it your “Travel Funds.” Best case scenario: Nickels and dimes magically transform into tickets to Iceland. Worst case scenario: You can piss off your landlord by paying rent with pennies.
The B train seems an innocuous creature until it takes you on a hellish joyride…
“There was nowhere to go but everywhere, so just keep on rolling under the stars.” – Jack Kerouac
Not. So. Fast. Couples holidays must be approached with caution.
Did you know there are sloths in Costa Rica?