I realized today that I have underplayed my personal achievements to make my less successful male counterparts feel better about themselves.
7. You’re not gonna tell me who I am. I’m gonna tell you who I am.
Uur very best imaginary cool aunts have officially signed on to co-star in upcoming comedy “The Nest”.
“Girls see enough of this body that we can’t imitate, that we’ll never be able to obtain, these unrealistic expectations…it’s better to look strong and healthy.”
What is this in us human beings that makes us want to do that one thing perfectly?
It seems that if people see you as the shy, quiet person who never really says anything interesting, any comment that you do make in jest is greeted with disproportionate appreciation. I cottoned on. The one-liner became my tool.
1. Liking rough sex.
The video trailer is anchored by 8mm camcorder home video footage (approximately 53 seconds in) of myself when I was an 8-year-old “gayby” getting dressed in drag for Halloween by Mom in 1994.
Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are having an infectiously good time. Twitter is abuzz with hope for wardrobe malfunctions and erotic performances.
I can’t believe you’re out of the game. It’s like Picasso not painting, or Bruce Willis not combining action and rock harmonica.