What you do of course, in a perfect world, doesn’t define who you are.
Wanting autonomy but requiring structure.
Our company had a little person working in the head office.
She got fired because she hid inside a paper recycle bin and scared some employees.
If your boss is hiding under your bed a lot try working late at the office. Another option is to rent out your house to a group of unsuspecting teenagers.
I won’t slam my office door; I want to but the last thing I need is you all gossiping about me in the company kitchen. I’m more than aware of what we collectively think about door slammers. I don’t need that strike against me, not today.