Here are three little things that I found did make a dent in my cell-phone usage.
2. Go on a vacation with your boyfriend and force him to take 400 selfies with you.
Although I have no doubt that this is an efficient and effective way of meeting someone you could one day marry or even just pass part of your life with, it’s simply not what I personally want. In this one instance, I don’t want efficiency; I want the old-fashioned, crazy love story.
Engine two is out…selfie time!
With the power of the cleavage dwindling, one wonders where we could possibly go from here? And the answer to that is garter belts.
Come on and learn your ABCs!
They’re here tantalizing you.
Feel the excruciating embarrassment consume you.
I recommend turning the audio OFF. Nay, I demand you do so!
I’m onto you, Apple.