Boy bands come and go, but Justine Timberlake is here to stay.
Take a ride on the NASDAQ train.
What a patient dog!
You have a very hard time not classifying everyone you know into certain types of roles. The funny friend, the broken girl, the emotionally closed-off romantic suitor. BUT WAIT NO PEOPLE ARE THREE-DIMENSIONAL. STOP THIS MADNESS, SELF.
If you’ve tried using dating websites and ended up frustrated, emotionally drained and feeling like you wasted your time, you’ve probably made some very common mistakes.
15. Obsess yourself into a dark, dreary hole of self-loathing.
If you send someone a really sweet text message, they’re usually like, “Awwww, thank you!” And then five seconds later they’re like, “Wait, is this a joke?”
Talking to someone’s wife isn’t a big deal — I mean, it shouldn’t be, right? Two adults talking to one another. That’s the basis, at least.
I have never enjoyed a rape joke, even if the intentions were good. I just had never encountered anything that I felt spoke volumes in addition to being funny. And then I watched the season three premiere of your show.
We don’t need to show up now. Nothing happens in the real world anyway.