9. Your shower thoughts are potential joke tweets.
Mindless Instagram scrolling or virtual Scrabble usually accompanies any minor break in my day instead of “me time” for things like yoga or finding God. I’m an addict.
I worked for free for a year to even be considered for a paid internship.
Oprah, bring us some bees.
First of all, the website domain is “preserve.us.” Not even a dot-com site. Already elitist.
Seriously though, this is legitimately very cool.
Female redheads are either very hot or very not.
Had and erection in 9th grade biology. Teach thought it was my phone and grabbed it.
Facebook: Walking to work this morning. #Fitness Reality: I haven’t been to the gym in 17 days.
He pulls out dance moves most people can’t even comprehend.