Avis said she wrote Shelli, saying, “Nothing is going on at school except some people are power-crazy and the rest are all jumping in and out of each other’s beds.”
I am here to say, it is not a FACT.
22. The look you got for NOT saying “yes sir” or “yes mam” as a child is the same look you get from outsiders when you say it as an adult.
Wake up early. Go to the only grocery store open. Notice how desolate the city and streets become on days like today. Wander the aisles for an hour. Smile at the other customers who make eye contact with you.
At no other time of the year is it socially acceptable to give someone a tub of three flavors of popcorn as a gift.
Learn from my mistake: Don’t think you’ll just casually pick up some cough drops at a big box retailer after Thanksgiving dinner.
Popeyes is the Lord our God. He has engineered the perfect blend of carbohydrates, proteins, and fats to promote maximum dopamine production. It is called Popeyes Spicy Fried Chicken Tenders.
Unlike the majority of Americans, I do not make the resolution to go to the gym and lose weight on the first day of every New Year.
While lounging around devouring one delicious miniature treat after another as if these Milky Ways were galaxies being gobbled by black holes, something happened.
Miss certain foods. Miss your parents’ home cooking, but miss chain restaurants, too. Miss your eleventh birthday party at the Cheesecake Factory, and remember how you wore your favorite outfit to what you thought was the fanciest restaurant in the world.