2. Sports Teams
Not all female friendships are founded on malicious competitiveness, jealousy and resentment. Some of us actually really care about each other.
Sometimes I’m so entertained by The Real Housewivess that I like to pretend somebody actually scripted the entire show. This is what the treatment for last night’s episode would look like:
MALOOF, dressed up for a ‘Saturday Night Fever’ party and not for an “I’m getting divorced lay low with my children night,” decides to show up to VANDERPUMP’s party.
How does this show manage to suck me in again and again? Why am I listening to Glee covers right now as I type?
You’ve started finding Vincent D’onofrio very attractive.
This is exciting.
When you feel someone is getting too comfortable, you purposefully call them by the wrong first name.
But watching Abed get completely consumed with the idea of a fraternity, abandon both plots to go make it happen, and then have Dean Pelton instantly play along with it…that’s why I love Community.
This is what we call a Zinger! Cue Satan’s laugh track.