As he gets ready to take over The Tonight Show, it’s segments like his serialized “History of Rap” which show how he has grown the talk show format into a catch-all of out-of-character fun for his guests and viewers.
Convince yourself it’s allergies. That’s all.
“If you want to do the Steve Urkel dance, all you have to do is hitch up your pants. Bend your knees, and stick out your pelvis, I’m telling you, baby, it’s better than Elvis!”
2. Sports Teams
Not all female friendships are founded on malicious competitiveness, jealousy and resentment. Some of us actually really care about each other.
Sometimes I’m so entertained by The Real Housewivess that I like to pretend somebody actually scripted the entire show. This is what the treatment for last night’s episode would look like:
MALOOF, dressed up for a ‘Saturday Night Fever’ party and not for an “I’m getting divorced lay low with my children night,” decides to show up to VANDERPUMP’s party.
How does this show manage to suck me in again and again? Why am I listening to Glee covers right now as I type?
You’ve started finding Vincent D’onofrio very attractive.
This is exciting.