Orange is the New Black is the new black.
Dropping a penny off the side of the Empire State Building could kill someone.
You have a “Coexist” bumper sticker….on your bike.
This is history in the making, folks.
Although the internet loves Ryan Gosling and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, I firmly believe that Anderson Cooper is the perfect man. What more could you possibly want?
24. A certain unit of geographical subdivision of a certain West Coast state that contains several married women with an incredibly loose definition of the word “reality.”
Lisa appears at a college football game to sing the National Anthem, but begins by saying, “Before I sing the National Anthem, I’d like to say that college football diverts funds badly needed for education and the arts!” What a badass.
No relationship is perfect — all we can do is choose to either accept our partners’ flaws and ride it out, or cut ties and move on when the magic’s gone.
It’s nice to have someone to identify with — even if that someone is a Great White shark.
It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo.