You have a personality—because you had to have a personality at some point.
Today’s entire teenage population appears to be one big box of dull crayons and this is why:
At eighteen, did I know how to present myself to my best advantage? Do I know now?
There are some things I want to say to her, that I would say to my younger self, if I could. These are things I would say to all young women who are going to be teenagers soon, and much of the advice will be helpful for my younger brothers as well.
I was probably 5 or 6. He was my next door neighbor and we’d usually play in our front yards. We were talking about what we were gonna be when we grew up. I said a veterinarian and he said he wanted to be my husband.
If we all confessed what was actually on our minds, health class would be a lot more interesting.
She’s lost control over the muscles in her face.
A ton of attractive youngins parading around, doing Molly for the first time (maybe?). It was such a spectacle to observe and I felt kind of old.
But, mom and dad, please, please, please try your best to keep me out of it.
We were just eighteen, so full of ideas and expectations. He was the only boy I’d ever let sleep in my bed.