I will never tire of watching the baby-married-dog situation of my peers play out on Facebook; that I can promise you.
I know your sick, unholy, filth-soaked brains will do nothing but sully this pristine hymn with the sin of your own imagination, but that’s all you.
Farrah Abrahams is the biggest enigma of the Teen Mom franchise. And she’s just as fake and unsexy as every other porn actor.
Assuming all young parents are like Teem Mom is like assuming that all 40+ women are about that Real Housewife life.
I used to think the most terrifying thing that could possibly happen to me was being haunted by a demon.
As seen on 16 and Pregnant & Teen Mom.
Special shout out to pita wraps, foods on sticks, and spaghetti for also being incredibly delicious, but essentially impossible to eat without looking like a rabid animal.
Suffice it to say, your school likely erupted into the world’s least-coordinated episode of Maury, complete with widespread speculation about who the father is, as well is what is going to happen to the mom once the kid is actually born.
Let me begin by saying that I moved to New York City because it’s New York City. You get it. I get it. Jay-Z gets it. We get it.
Yes, this is inspired by the SAT analogies segment from Late Night with Conan O’Brien. Yes, I’m aware that the SATs no longer have analogies. Yes, I remember the episode of Full House where D.J. takes the SATs. Yes, according to Saved by the Bell, Zack Morris got a 1502 on his SATs. No, that is not possible.