“I became a mother just a couple months before I turned 17, and wow, did it turn my life upside-down.”
They get very defensive if anyone implies that they may not be fit to be a mother, even if it is obviously true.
I will never tire of watching the baby-married-dog situation of my peers play out on Facebook; that I can promise you.
I know your sick, unholy, filth-soaked brains will do nothing but sully this pristine hymn with the sin of your own imagination, but that’s all you.
Farrah Abrahams is the biggest enigma of the Teen Mom franchise. And she’s just as fake and unsexy as every other porn actor.
Assuming all young parents are like Teem Mom is like assuming that all 40+ women are about that Real Housewife life.
I used to think the most terrifying thing that could possibly happen to me was being haunted by a demon.
As seen on 16 and Pregnant & Teen Mom.
Special shout out to pita wraps, foods on sticks, and spaghetti for also being incredibly delicious, but essentially impossible to eat without looking like a rabid animal.
Suffice it to say, your school likely erupted into the world’s least-coordinated episode of Maury, complete with widespread speculation about who the father is, as well is what is going to happen to the mom once the kid is actually born.