Instead of dropping your IQ points by starring at a screen of fake color, embrace this colorful world we live in.
Has it ever made you question whether you’re really living life to the fullest, be it vacationing, grooming, or the appearance of your life accomplishments in comparison to others?
That he used his sleeping app to wake him up at 4:30am (optimal REM cycles achieved) and then switched to his meditation app and meditated for 90 minutes this morning. You woke up at 6am and should feel unaccomplished.
“I stumbled upon a link to a website that was a map of the world with click-able areas. When cities were clicked on, it opened up a window displaying somebody’s webcam… only it didn’t appear they were aware of it.”
Breakfast consists of grabbing multiple handfuls of Cap’n Crunch Berries while you do your first scroll through Reddit. Memes are your true sustenance. You refrain from properly hydrating because it makes you think rationally.
If you have a mobile phone, please look out for the following symptoms to determine whether your device is responsible for the destruction of: quality of life, relationships, human interaction or other.
When I conjure up memories of what it is like to be raised by addicts, I get a sepia toned movie reel that contains both months of nothing but frozen meals as well as instances of laughter while being ticked by my mom.
They have a way with words. Yes they can spin words and make you soothed by it. So yes, expect those long text messages that can appear like an essay.
“Gone are the times when we considered friends to be companions we depend on, support.”