Aries: You are a go-getter who won’t stop until you achieve your dreams.
He took one look at my age, at the apparatus I was using, and made the deduction that I was wasting my time doing something useless on social media.
I was digging under the bed, searching for pictures of my deceased parents during my last visit to my childhood home before it got sold, when I found it. A diary covered with neon Lisa Frank stickers of unicorns and ice cream cones. A little yellow lock dangled from the edge, securing the pages together, but it was flimsy. I could snap it right open. And I did.
Do we use our phones too much?
I blocked you today because I was ready to delete you and your memories from my life.
Don’t list those bland hobbies that everyone posts, like hiking and drinking coffee and watching Netflix.
“Little Frodo, very small guy, tries to destroy a ring, it takes forever, total loser. I’d do it quicker, believe me #TrumpExplainsMoviePlots”
“Elizabeth” just might be one of the funniest people on the internet.
We don’t even have to think. You can just snap a selfie and send, hoping to get some sort of response.
We curate the right text responses, we choose the right Snapchat filter, we wait the appropriate amount of time before sending a text back. Ironically, we check our phones constantly for a reply, feeling invalidated if none comes our way.