“This is not going to work, because I have been dreaming of bending you over my desk since the day you walked into my classroom.”
He’s a teacher.
Had and erection in 9th grade biology. Teach thought it was my phone and grabbed it.
September 2009 and I am on the toilet in Starbucks thinking of prepositions for a lesson on prepositions.
“Why didn’t you teach my child not to pee on the floor?”
When I emailed him asking if he would mind being interviewed for a newspaper article he responded with, “It’s a date.”
Never mind that they try to have an impact and make a difference. Never mind that they try to change lives.
My second grade teacher told me I was adopted. I was and did not know it up until then.
These 24 people have.
Calling the teacher mom by accident was easily the most awkward. All the other kids look at you like you just shit yourself, meanwhile the teacher is at a loss of words.