1. Every morning before you get out of bed, challenge yourself with a reward. A reward only redeemable on Thanksgiving.
1. People take advantage of us.
With her long list of ex-lovers, Taylor Swift is a pro at communicating all the emotions involved in a breakup.
A bunch of friends, jokin’ around on the information highway, makin’ dick jokes.
Knives, mascara, iPhone, and water. Guess what happens next.
Unless you get lucky and meet “the one,” college relationships pretty much suck.
1. Ironing clothes while you are wearing them.
There’s no better message to communicate to middle and high school students than “be who you are, and don’t let haters get you down.”
1. You’re not fat.
Things that are so basic, intimate, familiar and universal to the modern girl-to-woman experience that when we hear them it’s like listening to a friend setting our own diaries to music.