“She was shocked to see HUNDREDS of little flies tattooed on his ass.”
You become a one-person advertisement for Aquaphor.
“I don’t like girls with tattoos.”
2. Kevin, 24 years old. “I thought whoever saw it would know that I was saying they were the douche. But now when people look at it, they think I’m calling myself a douche, which isn’t the case.”
Any time you modify your body, you accept that someone else might not like it. And that might include the hiring manager at Starbucks.
“Well, I wouldn’t get that.”
He ignored me for an entire day and then made some excuse to go hang out with his friends, ditching me on the fourth of July.
Tramp stamps, hipbones, rib ink — whatever trend you think says something about us, probably really only means one thing: we liked the way it looked when it was placed there.
If you’re thinking of getting tribal tattoos, just get yourself a T-shirt that says, “I have no imagination” instead.
I like the way it looks. Emphasis on the word ‘I’.