7. Tara Reid is still alive – If she hasn’t given up yet, neither should you.
I’m pretty sure she didn’t mean to troll them. I’m pretty sure she thought they’d get the joke.
4. Calories burned = cookies earned.
People still have this image of addicts being complete train wrecks, whizzing through life barefoot, disheveled and insane when, in fact, it’s often the opposite. Addiction can look like anything. It can look happy and healthy and productive and loving and kind and a hard worker.
Every so often, we are privileged to witness greatness: greatness in the form of Tara Reid and the blond guy from ‘90210’ fighting a whirlwind of sharks.
Having an Amazing Night Out With Your Best Friends is necessary for your emotional well-being but it’s like cooking a souffle: the slightest disturbance could cause it to crumble. After all, Amazing is just around the corner from Terrible. They’re neighbors. They sometimes even hang out, so you have to be very aware of how precarious your good time can be.