Your dick’s fate is in her hands—well, her figurative hands.
Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?
Whatever you do, do not take her to Taco Bell. You are not 14.
I was eating Taco Bell food at a Taco Bell restaurant inside of Taco Bell’s headquarters – Tacoception was happening.
You’ll never guess!
But to call what you sold me a kit, it just comes across as disingenuous.
Oh, man. I’m so high. This is going to be AWESOME!!!
I would drink with Charlie Sheen, yes I would.
She gave someone a blowjob for free Taco Bell.
Pranks are great, except when it goes too far.