9. Don’t buy silverware; take it from the dining hall.
You don’t have fever dreams about the hot person in your chemistry class or at the office. No, you have fever dreams about Baja Blast and having an endless supply of Dorito Locos Tacos.
Your dick’s fate is in her hands—well, her figurative hands.
Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?
Whatever you do, do not take her to Taco Bell. You are not 14.
I was eating Taco Bell food at a Taco Bell restaurant inside of Taco Bell’s headquarters – Tacoception was happening.
You’ll never guess!
But to call what you sold me a kit, it just comes across as disingenuous.
Oh, man. I’m so high. This is going to be AWESOME!!!
I would drink with Charlie Sheen, yes I would.