Yo boy, come forward.
TEXAS ROADHOUSE: The bread aspect of this operation is phenomenal, but the rolls know their role and recognize that Cinnamon Butter is the real MVP.
1. I stole and crashed their car to get some late-night Taco Bell.
1. Panic Attacks
9. Don’t buy silverware; take it from the dining hall.
You don’t have fever dreams about the hot person in your chemistry class or at the office. No, you have fever dreams about Baja Blast and having an endless supply of Dorito Locos Tacos.
Your dick’s fate is in her hands—well, her figurative hands.
Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?
Whatever you do, do not take her to Taco Bell. You are not 14.