“I love her ass. I want to do all sorts of things to it…one of those things is put my tongue on it and get her to make them happy noises.”
Cultures are not delicate flowers that must be preserved until the end of time.
The attention that my hair gets can range from the deeply obliged to the unwarranted.
You’re high-strung, he’s relaxed; you’re a perfectionist, he’s careless; you’re predictable, he’s spontaneous, you get the concept.
I graduated from one of the top ten law programs in the nation, and I failed the July 2013 California bar exam. I don’t know why I felt compelled to open with that self-validating fact about myself.
1. Have sex, don’t have sex, your virginity doesn’t define you.
For the women out there, pulling hair from your butt crack after a shower.
There’s a special occasion that can be commercialized almost every month.
I do not use seat covers in public bathrooms.
I received a .22 caliber rifle when I was 10. No one ever questioned selling me ammunition or seeing me walking along a road, blazing away at everything in sight.