Let’s just say that a bed that doubles as storage was super necessary considering the lack of space in my tiny bedroom.
I suppose that makes me a 14-year-old girl stuck in a 29-year-old man’s body.
To love a woman is to play with fire. Yet I don’t mind the occasional burns and bruises.
“I can’t lie. I had a reallllly hard time during pregnancy watching my weight tick up and up and up nonstop…”
When you buy a beauty product that has multiple uses, it’s like scoring a bonus product without having to spend any extra cash.
“Baby oil on your still-damp skin after a shower. I get told all the time how soft my skin is.”
“If your bike is older than you are, you might be a hipster.”
Please do not view these pictures if you have a weak stomach.
These items will help you pack smart and allow you to leave extra room in your suitcase for souvenirs.
“Guy came into the shop and asked for a bigger dick to be tattooed on his dick.”