Had and erection in 9th grade biology. Teach thought it was my phone and grabbed it.
I decided to ask complete strangers for a piece of advice they wished someone had told them right after they graduated — and the result was beautiful.
When I emailed him asking if he would mind being interviewed for a newspaper article he responded with, “It’s a date.”
My second grade teacher told me I was adopted. I was and did not know it up until then.
3. Never stop being a student.
“But here’s the bottom line: a 15-year-old boy is not a 15-year-old girl. Every man understands this. A 15-year-old boy looks at this as the greatest thing that’s ever happened.”
Calling the teacher mom by accident was easily the most awkward. All the other kids look at you like you just shit yourself, meanwhile the teacher is at a loss of words.
When does free speech become public nuisance?
But then he leaned down over me and pointed something out on my messy rough draft. That was when his hand grazed mine. It had only been for a moment, but I knew he’d done it on purpose.
11. “I just need a break from law people.”