There is so much power in embracing who you are, weirdness and all. Because however old you are, your weird is what make you you.
These will make you cringe all day.
I thought the word for a girl’s “private parts” was “bagina.”
Cremated cat inside a leather satchel, inside the vagina of an extremely obese woman. Cremated in her fireplace, still had some fur and bones. Kid you not.
Half of my friends can’t even eat with chopsticks.
I stayed with an Internet “camwhore” and wrote about it.
Luckily at this point, he identified himself as a police officer and showed me a badge. I had delivered pizza into the middle of a drug raid!
Let’s get freaky tonight!
8. It’s not just the young twenty-something party boys who are addicted. I started when I was 47 and almost lost everything before I was 50. The majority of gay men attending Crystal Meth Anonymous meetings in larger urban areas are in their 30s and 40s.
How many likes and comments you get on social media. I don’t know when it became a contest to have every status about what you ate for lunch harvest 20 people’s positive commentary, but it doesn’t mean anything about you as a person.