19. Yoda’s good looks were based on Albert Einstein. Rawr.
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In the end, Star Wars looks more and more like a prolonged narrative about the human condition and less and less about flashy battles and impressive piloting skills across hundreds of star systems.
Why were the controls to the Deathstar tractor beam placed over a dangerous, thousand foot deep shaft?
2. Smoke some legal hashish in Amsterdam for $10 at one of their notorious coffee shops.
4. Western men date Asian girls because they can’t get a REAL WOMAN.
It’s a problem because the only reason I say or do anything is for attention.
You’ve been waiting for this, right?
As everyone knows, hate speech isn’t free speech, and it isn’t protected by the First Amendment.
It’s incredible how the human mind works.