1. Painted cat whiskers on my face and told a boy—in graphic detail—about the crocodilian reproductive system.
When we slip up in the parallel universe of social media, how do we cope with it in the real world?
I just want him to find peace.
7. Picking their nose.
4. You really aren’t one hundred percent sure he would never do it again.
There is no better private investigator than a woman with Internet access and a curiosity.
Social media is a cauldron of opportunities — namely, opportunities for humiliation.
You are tough and a post-modern feminist and you don’t need anyone. Ever.
18. I need a new profile pic.
Stop stalking them, for Christ’s sake!