Reserve football time for getting your own stuff done.
Super Mario returns to the EPL.
I had never really given it much thought because there was a big part of me that always knew instinctively. Then, in my early 20s I realized that people are actually probing for specific instances of my raging homosexual tendencies.
However, instead of traveling the globe, creating beautiful works of art, or sharing groundbreaking ideas with society, over the last 5 years I found myself spending months at a time drinking Bourbon out of a plastic bottle while playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4 on a PC.
You’d be wise not to bro with the flow.
Talking about exes too much!
I had never met children who came from wealth and privilege so immense, and suddenly I was in charge of making sure they brushed their teeth and got to bed on time.
There is a family in upstate New York right now grieving and trying to piece together exactly how this could have happened.
Moments as genuine as these are tough to replicate, but here are some pretty quality actors who may be able to do the following clips proper justice:
Last night, Tony Stewart, a hot-headed NASCAR driver with emotional problems, ran over a colleague in a race in upstate NY. The young man he hit, Kevin Ward Jr., sadly passed away due to the injuries he sustained after being mowed down by Tony Stewart’s number 69 superfast cool-guy car, brought to you by Tide and Raytheon.