Arrive early, and present the hosts with two bags of chips. Eat both bags before kickoff.
Could you imagine the amount of books you could’ve read instead of watching all 162 Red Sox games last year?
I’m not exactly sure how I’m supposed to feel.
Tom Brady promotes Uggs because he actually loves them. Even worse he is paid in Uggs rather than actual money.
Like the lottery numbers were being read off and you had correctly guessed the first five, but as the sixth was being announced someone snatched your ticket, and now they might win the jackpot that could’ve (and probably should’ve) been yours.
If you love to travel, and you love sports, why not combine those two loves for one fun and exciting vacation?
Because sometimes, when tired eyes are a gross understatement, putting on sunglasses can feel about as useful as bleaching my mustache (you can’t see it if it’s blonde, right? wrong) and nothing but goggles will do.
Frat bros danced around the fire, holding hands, tilting their heads back, screaming in primal ecstasy.
This was my first NFL playoff game dating a Patriots fan and I wasn’t prepared.
2. Quite Frankly, With Stephen A. Smith