Your favorite athletic rule is, “A rest day is a crucial part of your workout routine.”
Telling dirty jokes or anti-feminist ones even though the punchlines kind of disturb you just to prove how chill you are.
The Broncos and Panthers were made up of both men and women. Turns out women are quite strong and unbelievable strategists. Actually, most women are jacked as hell now that they live in a system where they’re encouraged to thrive.
The fake sports fan, who actually has no idea what the hell is going on.
If she challenges you to a race or takes you along with her to class, she’s definitely going to try her very best to be better than you. She’s a good sport, but inside, she’s already calculating how to beat you next time.
OWNER OF SEGWAY COMPANY DRIVES SEGWAY OFF A CLIFF
Jump in the car this Valentine’s Day, even if it’s just a day trip and spend some quality time with your automobile for miles and miles.
High-school football is one of the deadliest sports in America.
When a job interviewer asks a Vikings fan, “What obstacles have you overcome in your life?” An acceptable answer should be, “I didn’t kill myself or my loved ones when Gary Anderson missed that field goal in 1998.”
You fall on literally nothing.