I’m happy that it entertained me for the time that it did, but the game has gotten to a point where it stands for something that I don’t want to be a part of anymore.
“Possibly the scariest moment of my life.”
Imagine the halls of your high school were filled with NFL teams. What stereotype would your favorite team fall under? The jocks? The cheerleaders?
When you’re in a really goofy mood and you feel like being a menace, you’ll say something along the lines of “I don’t think Jay Cutler is a good athlete because I feel like sometimes he’s mean to Kristen Cavallari.” His reaction is gold. Always.
11. Speculum Kennedy – Hockey
Pink Hatter. It’s a gnarly term in Boston for female sports fans who must obviously be pretending.
You shared everything with your camp friends – jeans, shoes, t-shirts, earrings, hair accessories, Victoria’s Secret underwear, pajamas, boyfriends and even lice.
Remember how everyone at the last Winter Olympics instagrammed how awful the Olympic village was? And Russia’s terrible planning and construction was exposed? Do we really want our terrible planning and construction exposed?
“Did your dad teach you about football? Or your brother?”
1. You get sweaty.