You win, Winter. I give the f-ck up.
Because winter is showing no signs of slowing down.
The battle of the Great Northeast continues unabated and there is no end in sight.
You feel like you haven’t seen the sun in years. The time has “fallen back” which means it is nightfall by the time you leave work. You go home and indulge yourself in beers and tears in the bathtub. This is your life now.
I’m so glad I don’t go there anymore.
As temperatures fall and most of the country begins making preparations for bad weather, it’s a good idea to remind ourselves of the winter rules of the road.
Called “Annie” and based on the Little Orphan Annie comic strip, the play sounds like it will be a resounding flop on Broadway. Too bad Dad says he may have to invest something in it because of his friendships with Lennie and George.
In a window somewhere, a child is processing snow for the first time. “Hello snow! Hello snow!”
How you’ll begin to find normality in numbness. How the concept of toes will become a luxury and kneecaps, a rarity.
6. Nothing is worse than sideways sleet. I repeat, nothing.