How you’ll begin to find normality in numbness. How the concept of toes will become a luxury and kneecaps, a rarity.
6. Nothing is worse than sideways sleet. I repeat, nothing.
13. Yes I would love a beer but I am unable to accept it because I am a delivery DRIVER.
6. The crouching mirror hidden flaws selfie.
It’s a good thing I’m going senile, because I can’t remember a winter worse than this one.
You’d rather be getting an education that might get you out of the situation you were born into. This isn’t true for white children, who don’t necessarily need an education.
The owner of this car, for whom this most recent NYC snowstorm is certainly perfect, is probably having a pretty crappy day. But by leaving a new-ish Mini Cooper out on the street with a taped-on driver’s side window long enough for the snow to accumulate like that, s/he may or may not have been asking for a break-in.
This cat, from Alabama, had never seen snow!
…Dogs! On sleds! What, the title wasn’t enough for you?
What happens when 2-inches of snow fall in the middle of the day in a city with a tragically ineffectual public transit system?