There is no better private investigator than a woman with Internet access and a curiosity.
This Tumblr was far more intimate and personal than I expected you to be with the web and with myself.
I was obviously crushed, but at least it taught me one invaluable lesson: snooping will give you all the answers.
The thing with reading your partner’s emails or texts is that EVERYTHING is taken out of context.
3. “I’m waiting for the perfect opportunity to come along.”
1. It turns out that if you feel like you can’t trust them but you snoop through their messages, you’re the untrustworthy one.
You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.
I’ve always mulled over its ethicality and it recently hit me that I may just be missing the point entirely. Because the point isn’t what you find when you snoop; the point is that you were driven to snoop in the first place.
Saying “I’m Fine”
For a brief moment, I nearly convince myself that this must be a fictional piece, but denial can only last so long –- who the hell is Noelle?