Arby’s: Screw It
1. ’Tis better to give than receive.
Fine. Give me everything you have.
For those of you that have graduated college (or university), you’ll find that these slogans hit the nail on the head.
These chips are handcrafted just like your grandfather and his grandfather used to make them, back in the old country where men took the time to learn the art of cheese-dusting from the age of four.
Disclaimer: These would all make terrible tourism slogans.