Sorry not sorry. When you are shamelessly proud of your bad behavior, so you are sorry that you are not sorry about it even though you should be very sorry about it.
If your waiter asks if you would like some chips with your order, say “aye” if you want some fries. But if you actually want chips, then go to the grocers and you shouldn’t have a problem finding crisps.
1. AARDVARKING…having sex with an ex-lover due to boredom or lack of other opportunities
“Damn, this song slaps.”
Upon beginning to can’t even right now and literally die, the subject was given 24 ounces of Starbucks Chestnut Praline Latte, which she said “… is totally giving me life right now.”
Good day to you, young readers of Thought Catalog. At ninety-six years of age, I am officially the oldest person ever to write for this website.
Cacafuego: a temperamental person.
The Little Engine had a car full of teenage girls to drive to the mall. It was moving along very well until O-M-G it pulled up next to Mackenzie’s ex-boyfriend, Zach.
10. Deuces gooses
1. “I’m literally dying.”