Good day to you, young readers of Thought Catalog. At ninety-six years of age, I am officially the oldest person ever to write for this website.
Cacafuego: a temperamental person.
The Little Engine had a car full of teenage girls to drive to the mall. It was moving along very well until O-M-G it pulled up next to Mackenzie’s ex-boyfriend, Zach.
10. Deuces gooses
1. “I’m literally dying.”
Here is a list of the best Thot puns my friends and I have thot of.
The word “awesome” has spread like genital warts throughout the body politic.
I’m not made of porcelain and I’m not going to break if you use the wrong words or reveal yourself to be a terrible person.
“Barf me out.”
34. “Mewling quim” – literally translates to “a whimpering vagina.”