My life is not lacking right now. So stop trying to make me feel like it is.
You regularly have to deny that you ever claimed your last boyfriend was “definitely The One.”
You feel like you can’t ever be weak — at least not in front of others. So you deal with things by yourself.
I’m here to tell you what I’ve learned from the nights agonizing over why I don’t have a relationship right now.
I found myself at 29 living alone for the first time.
You both know each other’s type. When your BFF goes for the guy with a man bun covered in tattoos, it comes as no surprise.
You learn to be independent.
We seek relationships almost exclusively by looking for things that don’t actually matter.
There’s nothing wrong with you.
Unfortunately, one cannot pick up “A Thick Skin,” “A Healthy Dose of Good Taste,” and “The Right Time To Run” at your local drugstore. But we do have a few essentials every unattached, single lady should keep on hand.