You’ve become the official driver of the church van.
I was simply waiting for the right time, until someone beat me to it.
Danish teacher here. A 1st grader came up to me, looked my straight in my eyes and said nothing for ten seconds. Then she spoke, telling me how she wished the “blood red pigeons from the lake would come to take her away.”
You may have kissed dating goodbye, but that didn’t mean you couldn’t make out with someone you met at camp. It’s ok, we all did it.
4. Thank me if I saved you some money.
People sometimes take your sensitivity for weakness, but in fact it fuels your rich perspective on life.
I may not be elderly in years yet, but I’m fairly certain I’ve been an undercover old person for several years.
Your discman had at least 30 seconds of skip protection.
11. Your first concert was at a county fair.
3. He looks completely terrified at having been caught.