Humans go crazy in December. From far away it might look like an ant hill on the sidewalk. Instead of crushing them with your shoe (RIP to all of the Wal-Mart employees who died this year) be courteous!
If I ask if you found everything okay, don’t give me a list of items that need to be re-stocked.
You would never, ever, EVER be rude to a retail worker or a cashier.
She never uttered a word to me, but I have never felt smaller.
I present to you the one-off shops, some with secret sales, others selling discounted vintage clothing, that you haven’t heard about.
Gwyneth says: Absurd, but awesome.
Black Friday is coming and the internet, just like every year, has been lit up by outraged employees, so-called activists, anti-establishment types, holiday traditionalists, and so many more detailing how no one should shop on Black Friday, or especially Thanksgiving.
The cashier is not in charge of store policy.
This is a real explanation of why girls who grew up in rich families are usually better-looking than girls who didn’t.
And that’s when I spot him. The poor creature, the innocent human being sitting on the couch by himself, staring down at his phone, twiddling his thumbs, watching the television that’s forever on mute.