If Amazon offered pap smears, I would be the first woman uploading pictures of my vagina and sending my genetic material in a pre-printed tube and box for analysis. If you could buy a car through Amazon with as much ease, I would happily buy my next car through Amazon.
It’s freezing in here! Frozen food aisle, so we meet again and still you are so cold towards me. You don’t support my small, chic wardrobe and that’s your loss.
Shopping doesn’t have to mean buying. When you shop often, you can stay on top of trends, see new trends as they come into play, and know when things go on sale.
“Why do you guys have to constantly touch your junk???”
Leave a candle in your bathroom just in case, and have some around to make sure that your place always smells like a place where you would want to be. There’s nothing worse than a stinky house.
“Like who is this guy you are dumping me on??” the baby thought probably.
All Day Breakfast: Christmas Edition
Anthropologie Girl (noun): A blithe creature who is radiant and down to earth. She’s an erudite character, but still possesses the natural wonderment of a newborn capybara.
Trying on jeans is one of your all-time least favorite activities, right after going to the gynecologist, and cleaning your bathtub.
You can do whatever you want with your holiday break. Even if that means staying in your pajamas and watching Elf nine times in one day.