The first is obvious in that you should never venture to the superstore wearing khakis and a red polo—the Target uniform—unless you’re prepared to answer questions from shoppers about where to find moisturizer or Archer Farms cereal.
First of all, the website domain is “preserve.us.” Not even a dot-com site. Already elitist.
Target fixes all.
Why not watch a romantic flick before trying to flick her bean?
$1.50 hot dog meal combo?! This place makes a baseball stadium look bougie. Indulge often. You can head to the treadmill section of the store later.
Basically, when it comes to shopping, we’re our best version of bi-polar.
They leave their half-sipped Starbucks on the floor.
Getting older should definitely include more daily fun and laughter.
Target: Come for the $20 bathing suits, stay for the 4-for-1 on Bounty towels!
1. Your friends don’t trust you with their clothes.