Oh, you want me to wing-woman you because it’ll inevitably make you look WAY cooler when I stand there and talk about how much I miss playing The Sims for 15 minutes? Word. I’m there.
“So how about you send me $1 for every dick pic you ever sent me, how about that?”
A man boasting abs chiseled to perfection and biceps that pop just enough when flexed (without shredding shirts He-Man style) will no-doubt turn our heads…
The fact that almost none of the answers had anything to do with physical appearance was very refreshing.
Oh, yes, it’s Halloween time again.
Patience is the quality of those who are gods and goddesses among us
I’m lying on your bed, observing your every move.
With the power of the cleavage dwindling, one wonders where we could possibly go from here? And the answer to that is garter belts.
I am intrigued by this new theme of lingerie-like bondage wear. No one to wear it for, and nowhere to wear it to! But intrigued nonetheless.