Let’s face it, when it comes to speaking English, some accents are sexier than others.
He held my face to his and told me: “I have a history of heroin use, but I’m clean, and I’ve been tested. Are you sure you want to do this?”
There’s more to being ugly than just bad hair days, puffy eyes, acne, glasses, metal mouth, inflated waistlines, heartbreaks, or failures. Not being you is what makes you ugly. Not being Be-YOU-tiful.
Don’t worry, Fiona Apple is on here.
Since when are women “forced” to do anything? Yes, we as women are incredibly pressured by media, magazines, music, etc… to be oozing with sexual prowess, but no one is “forcing” us.
(We were sitting in a restaurant at this point, and he had been looking out my mouth over and over again.)
Hugging for just a second or two too long, so you’re not sure if they actually meant to do it or you just imagined it.
A female form presented in such a forthright manner is still shocking to the world, and that’s crazy.
And let’s not debate whether or not you should own a suit because, umm, yes you should.
Contrary to what many would say, enjoying a JT joint is not, in fact, tantamount to punching babies.