I’m more than a lapsed, Netflix-watching, pour-over coffee drinking Lutheran. Or am I?
You know how like, every week on the Internet some curvy person writes a defense of being curvy and then some slender girl writes about how that defense of being curvy was really just an excuse to slam skinnies and…
Whenever someone winks at me in a social situation, my first reaction is not ;-) or :-* but instead: “what do they want from me?”
We thought it necessary to point out all the things your boyfriend loves about your bod, head to toe, and sans bling.
Oh, you want me to wing-woman you because it’ll inevitably make you look WAY cooler when I stand there and talk about how much I miss playing The Sims for 15 minutes? Word. I’m there.
“So how about you send me $1 for every dick pic you ever sent me, how about that?”
A man boasting abs chiseled to perfection and biceps that pop just enough when flexed (without shredding shirts He-Man style) will no-doubt turn our heads…
The fact that almost none of the answers had anything to do with physical appearance was very refreshing.
Oh, yes, it’s Halloween time again.