The fact that you’re sneaking off to send him these pics when you’re supposed to be a good girl and helping out with whatever family stuff will drive him crazy.
Never forget the power of a strategic sext.
Be sweet and delete.
-They were having sex and he said do you like that she was like IT’S FINE
“Come eat a bowl of oranges off of me”.
They should appreciate the fact that the world cares enough to steal their personal photos.
It’s funny how you can pack all the necessary elements of a good sexing into a handful of minutes if you’re dedicated enough.
3. Creepy writer men are men whose writing I’ve admired for years, messaging me to say that they like something I’ve written, and hey, they are going to be “in the city,” here’s the room number at their hotel.
Saying, “and then what?” usually gets you a good story.