“One time a dude sent me a dick pic but he used the mirror filter so that it looked like a dick was growing out of a dick. That was odd.”
I’m into bondage. I’m also into you.
I’m going to give you a blowjob. Topless.
I’m dripping wet, just thinking about the spanking you’re going to give me.
Here’s my dirty laundry in poetic form and below it are screenshots of his replies. Enjoy.
“I hope you’re in the mood for multiple orgasms.”
“I keep blushing at work because the dream I had about you last night was so dirty.”
Is this accurate for you?
Reading these made me want to call my boyfriend to come over…
I bet you’d like the thong I’m wearing.