-They were having sex and he said do you like that she was like IT’S FINE
“Come eat a bowl of oranges off of me”.
They should appreciate the fact that the world cares enough to steal their personal photos.
It’s funny how you can pack all the necessary elements of a good sexing into a handful of minutes if you’re dedicated enough.
All the kids these days are sexting.
3. Creepy writer men are men whose writing I’ve admired for years, messaging me to say that they like something I’ve written, and hey, they are going to be “in the city,” here’s the room number at their hotel.
Saying, “and then what?” usually gets you a good story.
Sometimes, the real thing is worth the wait. But for those of you who are dating impatient people with an affinity for iPhone cameras and their own genitals, here are a few tips you can use as you navigate the digital world.
Accidentally saved my fathers number as my dealers number. Tried to buy weed from my dad.
He was a perfect date. I later got drunk and hacked his phone (who uses their birth year for a password? It was 1986, by the way #teamcougar). What I found was a text to a Kristina explaining his aforementioned sex dream he’d had about her while sleeping next to me in a luxurious hotel bed.