I want your cum in every one of my holes tonight.
I could sext you but I’d rather show you what I want to do to you.
I want you to run your hands over my pussy, so you can feel how wet I am.
“You inspired a very interesting dream last night.”
You want an image and I can’t decide if I should send you my body or my wanting.
Your orgasm face is gorgeous. I can’t wait to see it.
All I’m doing at work today is thinking of ways to make your cock hard.
“I can’t focus on work today. I keep thinking about the other night.”
This letter is to all of you lurking eyes emoji using, “wyd” asking, hey yous, sending unsolicited dick pics, sliding into DMs like its your job men of today’s society. How about using your words to formulate a proper greeting, instead of emojis, pictures acronyms or ebonics?
The ‘What’s Up’ Dude: He asks you this question often and in a variety of ways. What’s up? Wassup? What’s going on? How’s things? He doesn’t not know how to have an actual conversation. He checks in fairly regularly. Sometimes these messages arrive at booty call times. Sometimes they arrive when you are procrastinating at work and you reply. “Nm. U?” He says “Same,” then nothing else until the next “What’s up?”