I miss taking off your bra and revealing your overflowing tits, ripe for me to enjoy. I love running my tongue along the perimeter of them, slowly licking up the entirety of your mounds.
Taking a sexual Snapchat isn’t easy. This isn’t taking a picture of snow or a cappuccino or a drunken duck face selfie. This is capturing your freak flag. Like boom, there it is.
A gust of wind can turn a guy on, but it takes intricacy and intimacy to win over a women. That’s why men need to trade in their crude sexual comments for sentimental ones.
There’s no stronger relationship than one where the spark is alive and well. In modern relationships, we’re given the perfect tool for maintaining this heat: sexting.
There’s no shame in naughty talk if that’s what gets you off.
Said “eh whatever” and not worn a condom during sex even though you should have.
Guys, reality check: sending dick pics doesn’t make a lady want to date you.
Dicks are considered to be so ugly that even straight guys would send other straight guys pictures of their dicks as a way to gross each other out.
“Accidently sent a super dirty text to my high school basketball coach…”