This letter is to all of you lurking eyes emoji using, “wyd” asking, hey yous, sending unsolicited dick pics, sliding into DMs like its your job men of today’s society. How about using your words to formulate a proper greeting, instead of emojis, pictures acronyms or ebonics?
The ‘What’s Up’ Dude: He asks you this question often and in a variety of ways. What’s up? Wassup? What’s going on? How’s things? He doesn’t not know how to have an actual conversation. He checks in fairly regularly. Sometimes these messages arrive at booty call times. Sometimes they arrive when you are procrastinating at work and you reply. “Nm. U?” He says “Same,” then nothing else until the next “What’s up?”
because i desire so many things, not in sexual ways. a fistful of wildflowers, a piece of homemade bread, the air of something whispering in my ear that i’m someone that can be seen.
I miss taking off your bra and revealing your overflowing tits, ripe for me to enjoy. I love running my tongue along the perimeter of them, slowly licking up the entirety of your mounds.
Taking a sexual Snapchat isn’t easy. This isn’t taking a picture of snow or a cappuccino or a drunken duck face selfie. This is capturing your freak flag. Like boom, there it is.
A gust of wind can turn a guy on, but it takes intricacy and intimacy to win over a women. That’s why men need to trade in their crude sexual comments for sentimental ones.
There’s no stronger relationship than one where the spark is alive and well. In modern relationships, we’re given the perfect tool for maintaining this heat: sexting.
There’s no shame in naughty talk if that’s what gets you off.
Said “eh whatever” and not worn a condom during sex even though you should have.