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How You Know You’re Dating A Mad Scientist

He holds my hand in his lap, looks me directly into the eyes and says, “I love you more than the amount of sperm a blue robin makes.”

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Sex

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Oct. 15, 2012

Have You Met Your Asshole?

The Pros and Cons Of Going On A First Date
Oct. 15, 2012

The Pros and Cons Of Going On A First Date

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Oct. 15, 2012

Game Recognize Game So Stop Texting My Boyfriend

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Oct. 14, 2012

Ask A 30-Something, Vol 1: Myq Kaplan

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Oct. 12, 2012

Just Let Me Have This, Let Me Have You

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