He says he loves the way I look lying on his desk.
“Experiencing 100 orgasms a day may sound like the gift that keeps on giving, but a heartbroken man from Wisconsin can assure you — it’s much more of a curse.”
Ew. feelings. Disgusting.
Saw a couple holding hands while jogging and it made me hopeful that one day I will meet someone who will hate them with me.
As soon as he starts to believe he’ll get lucky tonight, I’ll leave him.
When he kissed me, I felt nothing.
Enthusiastic consent isn’t about a call and response for every step of the way; it’s not “May I touch you here? May I kiss you now? May I undo your bra?” It’s about dirty talk; grabbing your lover by the back of the head and growling “I want you now.”
But why is this the case?
Since he’s so easy to be around and asks for nothing, I wanted to please him, to make him happy, the same way I feel towards my dog — which is probably the closest thing to love I’ve ever felt.
“If a girl is wearing a white tank top, like the ones from Target or whatever, it’s the hottest thing in the world.”