Admit you like the OOYA (Object of Your Affection.)
Women who have sex to get ahead can have pretty cool lives.
Bask in the absurdity and awkwardness and do whatever you (consentingly) please. You’re in a space where everyone is adventuring, so you may as well just let go.
Couples need a NEW date night option. A complete experience that helps them learn about each other (and their relationship) as they attempt new skills and share experiences outside of their comfort zones.
First and most importantly, do not shove our heads into your groin.
“I like my love with a budget, I like my hugs with a scent / You smell like, light, gas, water, electricity, rent”
“Look, the deliverables we agreed on were at least one orgasm each, and we’re not clocking out until then. These are all billable hours, so we can take our time.”
Twin extra-long dormitory beds don’t make for great sex, but you will try anyway.
You never let anyone talk you into doing something you know you’re not ready to do.
I think I was always nothing to you.