Shut up and take my money.
The following is what I do on the days when I want to look put together and like my “best self.” Because yes! I am insecure and don’t feel good about my appearance without makeup! What fun!
When I first got this I was like, ‘um why did I just buy a twenty something dollar powder? Who do I think I am, Beyonce?’ But then I tried it, and kind of felt like how Beyonce probably feels every day.
Fall in love with someone who doesn’t judge you for not crying during sad movies or Save The Children PSAs, because they know that you have YSL mascara on and you can’t waste that shit.
We get paid to wear makeup each day and look good while closed off from the ambient madness and chatter.
We die a little inside when people say, “But you don’t need makeup – you’re already beautiful!”
Yes, so far it’s been more fun.
Coming from a girl who’s called Sephora her home since the sixth grade, I’ve tried almost everything imaginable. So, to help you out, I’ve listed some of Sephora’s most famous products and my take on their worthiness of being in your makeup collection and eating your money.
A good mask can cover a multitude of sins.
It takes a special level of narcissism to think women buy a $40 blush to please you.