Scorpio: They tell their best friend that those jeans make their ass look fat, but if they secretly don’t like you, they’ll tell you your legs look UH-MAZING.
Look at their actions and the consistency of their actions and not just focus on what they say or how they say it.
“My family owned black slaves. We’re Native American.”
“Our son is not his, but his brother’s.”
“I once orgasmed 83 times in one day.”
“I walked in on my sister practicing her oral sex techniques on a banana.”
Key of Istanbul was in my hands. I only needed to find out what is it that I wanted to unlock.
You know how to tell them just enough, but not too much. You’re just innately very uncomfortable opening up to anyone, and you know these people have some kind of perpetual email chain going on with the subject line: Family Secrets/Embarrassing Stories.
It’s a dreaded feeling we all know too well, from personal experiences to stories we’ve heard from our friends. Either way, it can be extremely uncomfortable for both of you.
You don’t occupy my thoughts every waking moment. But you’re always there, lurking like a reflection in a puddle.