14. You really hope your (future) kids like Easy Mac.
Choice distress: You can’t even decide which app to use, let alone which restaurant you want to order from.
There’s some really nice things to hear in NYC.
I’ve never been a fan of seamless. It’s an undeniably convenient service, but the comfort factor takes away from many of the “experience” factors that come with ordering takeout.
I wonder what I’ll get next?
If I had my way, I would NEVER call my gynecologist back.
3. Instead of monopolizing your time, Seamless actually frees it up — Now you can focus on more important things, like Instagram and your Netflix queue.
7. Issuing a moratorium on the word “abuzz.”
You just don’t really like anyone. At least not more than your Tempur-Pedic pillow.
13. SEAMLESS it up. Tweet about how much you like seamless. Pat yourself on the back for being so groundbreakingly original.