There’s no greater stroke of the ego than listening to a man’s breath catch in his throat from the mere feeling of your body.
It’s all about the stickers and emojis. Typing is so 2013!
14. You really hope your (future) kids like Easy Mac.
Choice distress: You can’t even decide which app to use, let alone which restaurant you want to order from.
There’s some really nice things to hear in NYC.
I’ve never been a fan of seamless. It’s an undeniably convenient service, but the comfort factor takes away from many of the “experience” factors that come with ordering takeout.
I wonder what I’ll get next?
If I had my way, I would NEVER call my gynecologist back.
3. Instead of monopolizing your time, Seamless actually frees it up — Now you can focus on more important things, like Instagram and your Netflix queue.
7. Issuing a moratorium on the word “abuzz.”