When your boyfriend pounds the door, grabs your wrist, you see it as the red flag it is, leave a post-it in the night that says, “Fuck off, lunatic douche!”
Everything you see on HGTV is wrong and dangerous.
Money may buy some people happiness, but I’m not one of them. To all those who love cash and luxury: you can enjoy eating lobster tails on your yacht. I’ll be here – enjoying the finer, cheaper things in life.
Just because you can buy something, it doesn’t mean you can “afford” it.
1. Eat a large meal BEFORE going shopping.
7. A savings account with something in it.
There are few things more truly upsetting than taking perfectly good leftovers and either tossing them out directly or letting them linger in the back of your refrigerator until they’re no longer edible.